The Man-Child Cometh

Matt Wieters is coming. Friday. Here to usher in a new realm of peace, prosperity, and bobbleheads to Baltimore. Or, as Shysterball puts it:

The smallest crowd in the history of Camden Yards showed up to watch the Blue Jays fall further into the abyss. The crowds will be larger this weekend, however, as Matt Wieters will be called up to make his Major League debut. Prediction: Mere anarchy will be loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence will be drowned. The best will lack all conviction, while the worst will be full of passionate intensity.

Indeed.